Thursday, 9 February 2017

Recipes: Telemarketer Slow Cooker Lengua Tacos

Telemarketer Slow Cooker Lengua Tacos
 

Telemarketer Lengua (Tongue) Tacos are the perfect solution to that pesky telemarketer who won't let you hang up without you being completely rude. By utilizing the most overworked muscle of this specimen, the taste is the selling point, and this dish can really close the deal. Slow cooking allows the true character to come forth from the meat.

This "recipe" is part of our tongue-in-cheek look at the eating habits displayed in the Netflix series, Santa Clarita Diet. This is purely spoof--do not attempt to make these at home!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Foodie Byte

This recipe can be made in a slow cooker, drawing the conversation out for as long as you wish!

Ingredients

1 tongue (from your least favorite frequent caller)
1/2 yellow onion
2 cloves garlic, to taste
1 bay leaf
1 tablespoon butter
1 jalapenos, sliced and seeded
salt and pepper to taste
lime, to taste
corn tortillas

Preparation

Place tongue, onion, garlic, and bay leaf in the crock of a slow cooker; generously season with salt.
Pour in enough water to cover mixture.
Cook on Low for 8 hours.
Transfer tongue to a work surface and cool slightly.
Peel outer layer of skin from tongue and remove rough end. Chop the meat into bite-size pieces.
Heat butter in a skillet over medium heat; cook and stir beef tongue meat until tender, 5 to 10 minutes.
Season with salt and pepper.
Serve in warmed tortilla and add a squeeze of lime



source FoodChannel http://ift.tt/2kTdWhO

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